Findings:
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I figured out Faith
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How could you ever have enough?
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to Deal
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- I could make a habit out of you
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- how to short out a phone line
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to deal with the office nut-job
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How could this happen?
- figure out
- How one man could control the Senate
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I figured it all out
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to have an out of body experience
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How could God let this happen?
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to Deal with Tear Gas
- How To Deal With Doubters
- How to deal with banks
- How to deal with a smelly roommate
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Impersonal recruiters
- How to deal with conflict in relationships
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to deal with angry customers
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Figure It Out
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to deal with Religious Fanatics
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to get more out of Psi
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to read poetry out loud
- Lost in Boston?
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- how could you (user)
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- I wish I could cry
- Because I could not Stop for Death
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Could you give a little turtle a shot?
- Way out in the grey zone of the Ulam Spiral
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- If I could let the universe swallow you whole
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- If I could do it all over again
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Things that could be
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- We could all be blind
- I could keep my sexuality private
- I could eat a horse
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- Sometimes I wish I could just not care
- I could not fire
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- If only I could get into her head
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- The mountain could be home
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
- Penis for a day
- Could AOL phone home?
- You could be so delicious
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel
- Could/can vs Would/will
- might could
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Society could use basic cable rebirth
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- A monkey could direct epee
- Her face could make the ocean ache
- I wish I could burn like god
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
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