Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't know why the English named it after a frikkin' whale, but it's probably not a nice reason"

• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• And I don't even know their names
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I don't know
• You don't have to remember my name
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• i know you are but what am i
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't know what else to do
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't Give Me Names
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• People with programming languages named after them
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Being a dickhead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Boy named after website
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Node what you don't know
• you don't want to know
• Americans don't speak English
• You Don't Know Jack
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• They don't know what they're missing
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't know what to do with you
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't Know Much
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• You don't know my GOD
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I dont know (user)
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• You don't know fear
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• A reason to drink
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• How to get a drink named after you
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• but don't take my word for it
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Countries named after people
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• don't throw good money after bad

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