Findings:

• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• tell me what you have in your heart
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• It could have been me
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Speak To Me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Could you have danced with me?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• She Speaks to Me
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• What have you done for me lately?
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• You have no power over me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Things video games have taught me
• They have taken enough
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Dogs that have owned me
• Have One On Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Lord, have mercy
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Women want me when I'm taken
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• let me speak please (user)
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I Bended unto Me
• Lord Byron Speaks to Parliament
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• let me speak (user)
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• The Season's Upon Us
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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