Findings:

• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• Some better way to say goodbye
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• a better way to fall in love
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• Ways that I like to think of Jesus
• I like my breasts the way they are
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• I like the way he reads poetry
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
• Ways to Say you're done
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• sometimes it's better that way
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• we'd like you better drugged
• You aren't better than human
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• What You're Doing
• better than natural
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm doing OK
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm OK, You're OK
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• A determination to do better than
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Better Than Bouillon
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Some Days are Better than Others
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• all other times are better than 6 am
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• There's no better mirror than a child
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Better safe than sorry
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better than the best
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• for() is better than while()
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• better than Radiohead
• Things that are better than sex
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• better than half my insides
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Rebeca Martinez
• leave it better than you found it
• What can be better than that?
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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