Findings:

• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So Sue Me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• So you don't have to
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• So help me God
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• tell me what you have in your heart
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• That is a thing that might have happened
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Me So Horny
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It's so crazy it just might work
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• It could have been me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Have One On Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You were always so good to me
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• So much it scares me
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• feline allergies
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• me so cute (user)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• So, what's the problem with me?
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• i require so little to sustain me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• So tonight that I might see
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• so save me (user)
• What Might Have Been
• I have lost many things, so many
• I used to have so many dreams
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• What have you done for me lately?
• Could you have danced with me?
• You have no power over me
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Things video games have taught me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I might have, once.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Dogs that have owned me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• you have me at a disadvantage
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't stand so close to me
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• i have been burning for so long
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Gay subtext in the music of Wu Tang Clan
• you can't have it both ways

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