Findings:

• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Just before never waking
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I was never broken
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• It was free, so I took it.
• Cybersex before it was cool
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Life is so strange
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Things to consider before embarking on life in a virtual universe
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• some say he was never here at all
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Before the World was Made
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• so fragile and cold, i was
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• I was doing so well.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Before Time Was
• My life closed twice before its close
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• It was better before they came
• This Was Your Life
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• I was a witch in a past life
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Where Once Life Was
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• Before you, there was me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Life Is So Good
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• so many of life's truths are merely the intersections of nature
• Skim this life but never live
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• the little friendship that never was
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Never Had It So Good
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Life before death
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• A mistake never felt so right
• So she wet the bed
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• You've never had it so good
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• There was a time before
• before common era
• Before the Rain
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Before Night Falls
• You are an animal on a big wet rock flying through space.
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery

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