Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I refuse to use the term African American because I once worked with a little skinny cute white blonde girl who was technically "African American" because she was from South Africa originally"

• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• African American and Native American discrimination from 1864 to 1954
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• African Nationalism, Resistance and Rebellion in South Africa
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I married him because he was not mean
• Standard African American English
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• the origin of modern African American names
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• African American but not Black
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• The mysterious exodus and return of the american white pelican from chase lake
• European African American
• The shifting identity of South African whites
• African-American
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• African American biker culture
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• There was a little girl
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• American work ethic
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• South American coati
• Leather-bound organizer
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• There Once Was a Farmer
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• American Creme and White
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Where Once Life Was
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• I was adored once too
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• She wrote the great american napkin
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Factors in cultural split between American North & South
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Molly: An American Girl on the Home Front
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Isolating copper from American pennies
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• the little friendship that never was
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• There was once a Man
• I once was a clueless young noder
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I was once young and had a home
• Evolution of American political parties from the Revolution to the Reconstruction
• Central and South American Indians
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• american girl's handy-book
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
• Slave housing in the American South
• When writers use Latin
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• this girl I was in love with
• and there was this girl
• gay people in the South African army
• South African Shopping malls
• South African Weather
• South African Fast Food Industry
• South African computer gaming magazines
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Entrepreneurship in the South African Border War
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• I was in a commercial once
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was a nice guy once
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• every noder was once a normal human
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• South African breakfast paella
• Central and South American Potters
• Smuggling South American Literature
• South African Breweries
• American Psycho 2: All American Girl
• An American in Tours
• Traditional South African milk tart
• South African Marsh Frog
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Union of South American Nations
• Shoplifting From American Apparel
• South African Republic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• A Century of Wrong: The South African Republic
• South African Airways
• South African History
• South African and Zimbabwean rock art
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• West African Kingship Art from Benin
• South African Recipes
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I was one of those girls
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts

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