Findings:

• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Right now,
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Automobile tire pressure
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You Should Be Sober
• Things every child should be taught
• Why a dog should be viewed as particularly sick remains unclear.
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Should I be happy?
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• It should not be this complicated
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• Right here and now
• Yes me, right now
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I should be able to remember your face
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• stupidity should be painful
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• AI should be our top priority.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• The right to be wrong
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Why I think I should go to bed
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Right now I am floating
• Right Here, Right Now
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• If I died right now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• why is it always right now?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I hate myself right now
• Why you should not be mean
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Farmers' Market
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Food should not be luminous
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Laundry should be free
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• why you should never be a referee
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Chalant should be a word!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Should high school be mandatory?
• The Right To Be Offensive
• Why should we be moral?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Be Here Now
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• How Should A Person Be?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• titles should be approached laterally
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• This node should be filled with renga!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Should I be sorry?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Funerals should be a celebration

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