Findings:

• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• cracking up (user)
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Cracking Up In Anytown, America
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm not what you think
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• They think I'm a god
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Cracking DES
• Cracking your knuckles
• wrinkles are symptoms of deeper structural flaws. just listen, your skull is cracking, breaking
• It's the Season for Graves Cracking: The 2006 Quest for Fear
• Get Cracking
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm with the band
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck

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