Findings:

• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• My cats think I'm a God
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• I'm not homophobic but...
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I did not find love
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• Starving in the greenhouse
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• How to find out your own IP address
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• let love find you
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Find an out
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• A metaphor for sex
• fuck around and find out
• Find what you love and let it kill you
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I'm not racist but...
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• scarred but sexy (user)
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But can a robot love.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I think I will break but I mend
• Being a dickhead

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