Findings:
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Ask Jeeves
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask Me Why
- Reference librarian
- Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- Freedom From Want
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I will ask them all their dreams
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
If you Log in you could create a "I want to ask, but I can't" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.