Findings:

• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• One Shot One Kill
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I could have been one of a two
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• every mosquito you kill makes mosquitokind smarter
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• would that I could live in a book
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• There's one born again every minute
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• One Angry Monkey (user)
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Life. Get one. (user)
• get the disease and try to understand
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• No One Gets Left Behind
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I would kill my mother
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Kill two birds with one stone
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• What would you change if you could?
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• every secret thing was made by some one
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• I get home safe every evening
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Let's Get Killed
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Stoned music memories
• Could/can vs Would/will
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Get one's goat
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Let's get just one thing straight
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How one man could control the Senate
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• One Case One Kill
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• one way to kill an ostrich
• we could get lost in the fall
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• We would return to one another
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Angry Women
• The Angry Beavers
• Angry Young Man
• angry young (user)
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Angry Young Men
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• How the Nome King Became Angry
• How the Queens held angry converse together at the Bathing
• Angry Guppy (user)
• Angry Safer (user)
• Angry Johnny and the Killbillies
• the angry caged rat (user)
• The Odd Angry Shot
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• could
• You mean the me that you would be
• I wish I could cry
• I could care less
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole

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