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• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I could have been one of a two
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I may or may not have been naked
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Might Have Been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• On Being the one who goes away
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Names have been changed
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• The way things have always been done
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Dry bones can harm no one
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• I appear to have been misinformed
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• He's been places they have not.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Being an artist warps the mind
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Have you been a dad today?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• you have never been safe
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Movies that should have been books first
• AES may have been broken
• but it's been promised to another
• The Wild Colonials
• i have been burning for so long
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• The dangers of being open minded
• What have you been smoking?
• What I have learned from being fired
• The mindset of being alone but not lonely
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Arriving as a state of being
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• Could have beens, should have beens
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I could have been Canadian
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• I have just been shot
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Being a dickhead
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it

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