Findings:

• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the signal was killed
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• this girl I was in love with
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I think I killed it
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• There was a little girl
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I don't think the sun was up
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• What we think we know can kill us
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• It was beauty killed the beast.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• The Girl Was a Guy
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There once was a girl named Irene
• and there was this girl
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• i think it was (user)
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Things guys think girls should know
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I was one of those girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• Diffident girl, difficult boy
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Little Girl and Queen
• Tool girl (user)
• The Good Girl
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• sullen girl (user)
• Was Pursuing an MFA Worth It?
• Billy and Girl
• He was found
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• She's My Girl
• Kafka Was The Rage
• play girl 37 (user)
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Girls on Top
• Anthems for a Seventeen Year-Old Girl
• The ugly girl in the group
• When the girl is the mission
• mommas girl (user)
• On pretty girls
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• Mori Girl
• ukelele girls
• The Diary of a Teenage Girl
• the girl who danced with the chair
• 12,000 Girl Scouts Sing America's National Favorites
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Kill a rap
• I will kill you if I can
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Kill Bill
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• Fire cannot kill a dragon.
• The Learning Channel
• I think I've forgiven her
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Think a Story
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• I'm not what you think
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I think of Marriage as a Feast Table full of various Foods
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• The page you are trying to view contains POSTDATA
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Was it ever there?
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• How much for the little girl?
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Girl drink drunk
• Charles Bridgeman
• Get In Shape Girl
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Day the World was about to End
• American Girls
• I was there
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• There Was A Friend
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• Tommy Girl
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Boys and Girls
• DJ Melting Girl
• Peach Girl
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Girl in Landscape
• Cat and Girl
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Tokyo Girl
• A conversation where none was invited
• I used to be that girl.
• I was alone for too long
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Girls Who Bite Back
• I was only starting to grow
• All Girl Summer Fun Band
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• Heidi, geek girl detective
• Woodward School for Girls
• Sexy Girls and Cigarettes
• andi girl (user)
• Nude girls in black latex gloves
• cereal girl

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