Findings:

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• What have you been smoking?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• When living we have need of Death
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• He's been places they have not.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I know I have been dreaming
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• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• What Might Have Been
• Where have all the poets gone?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• all living things must above all else have hope
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been Canadian
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• you've been living in a dream world
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• i have been burning for so long
• Know your pets
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• People have fucked up before
• I could have been one of a two
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Where the streets have no name
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• The screen where you have to press reset
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Kids have no concept of time
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed

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