Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Look, even if I bother to get a car, I would have as many wacky misthaps as you see above."

• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• i have to get out
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• The couple gets off, neither looks amused
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I used to have so many dreams
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Bernie would have won
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• he would have laughed
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What to look for in a getaway car
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• we can get along even though we disagree
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• emotions others don't get to see
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• What You Get Is What You See
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• all living things must above all else have hope
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• you would have been
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I have lost many things, so many
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• he would have cried
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Sex in a small car
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Even cannibals get the blues
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Stoned music memories
• What you see is what you get
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• see what u get (user)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I have too many clothes
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• How to get hit by a car
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• How to avoid a car accident
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I would like to have emotions
• What pornos would have us believe
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...

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