Findings:

• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• find someone who dreams of you
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Helping people cheat
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Find someone who...
• Helping a loved one with depression
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Loving v. Virginia
• Dracula: Dead and Loving it
• In Loving Memory of Christopher J. Salpino
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Last year's bitter loving must remain
• Spanish Is a Loving Tongue
• Loving is the ocean, kissing is the wet sand
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• Loving U Thru It All
• The More Loving One
• Machines of Loving Grace
• The Loving Decision
• Loving gazes
• Night of the Loving Dead
• loving (user)
• Loving inanimate objects
• To My Dear and Loving Husband
• Loving the Alien (user)
• A Kind of Loving
• loving me (user)
• Save your tender loving care for the nuclear fireball in June.
• Loving Crime
• Loving What Is
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• Since I've Been Loving You
• Loving Day
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• Better Loving Through Chemistry
• The Loving Spoonful
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• Loving County, Texas
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• For Sale to Loving Family
• made by loving hands at home
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• longing and loving.
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
• someone
• Making someone feel loved
• Loving someone else's wife
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• good reasons to hate someone
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• my name on someone else's body
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• someone else's hand
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Expecting Someone Taller
• How to ruin someone's life
• Beating someone severely
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• someone I thought I knew once
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Sleeping with someone
• You can't make someone love you
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Lying next to someone at night
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• For Someone
• Someone to Watch over Me
• make someone pay
• Someone passes
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone else's toilet
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Forgiving someone
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• How to hypnotize someone
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Is someone your bitch?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• The silence after someone leaves
• someone to love
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• If I could be someone
• Get a rise out of someone
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Reading Someone's Diary
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• Eye contact at a distance
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• ways to say someone is stupid
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Absolutely, to someone else
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• How to declare someone dead
• when someone you disliked dies
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• How to interview someone
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• How to insult someone using calculus
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said

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