Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I wouldn't date me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• You wouldn't recognize me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• She told me she wouldn't
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm not in love, set me free
• former republics of the USSR
• The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
• My Former Respect For the US Supreme Court
• Paul Keating
• Former teacher sentenced to 12Π years for sexual abuse
• Former Yugoslavia
• Sixth Formers
• Former Han Dynasty
• I had the pleasure of interviewing a former Anne Geddes model
• Of former pets
• Former Fat Girl Syndrome
• A former New Orleanian, an Atlantean, a cat, and a robot. Whatever.
• On a former best friend
• Former Hero
• Appeal to the Congress from Former Secretaries of Defense
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• imm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one

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