Findings:

• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Why people who jog live longer
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who carp about their jobs
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You only live once
• Flaunting your sexuality
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Dead links in writeups
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Capitalize, please
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• Know your pets
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• A ragtag fleet, running for their lives
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• Why do people believe in God?
• Cop Shoot Cop
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Do you want to live forever?
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• what do people need?
• If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
• do. make. live.
• who do you think you are?
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• The sun rose every day, once.
• Old man who lived by the crick
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• LIVE AT LEEDS MEMORABILIA - THE WHO
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Ground rush
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why do this every day?
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Those who can't do, teach
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• every noder was once a normal human
• Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
• Breaking off bits of other people's lives
• You Only Live Twice
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• they'd watch you die to save their lives
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Do Not Shoot: Non-Combatant
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Do You Remember Once...
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Dear Everything, do you live in Vancouver on December 15th?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do blind people dream?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Stuff White People Do
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• what desire will make foolish people do
• The Most Good You Can Do
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• every thing you do tells you something
• Why do people say "breast milk"?
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• institutions have lives of their own
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps

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