Findings:
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Loving someone else's wife
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Be different, just like everyone else
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- The cloud is just someone else's computer
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- we can all just be around other people
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I walk around when I'm high
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If it isn't true, it ought to be!
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- I just want to be a drummer
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Be careful and don't fall down
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- her arms around me
- Don't be sad
- don't be absurd (user)
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Let's just be friends
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Be gentle with me
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Just be home in time for supper
- Let me be your fantasy
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- I want to be the air around you.
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Don't Be Evil
- marry me and you'll be safe
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- I don't want to be alone
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If I could be someone
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Just to see what it would be like
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- OBAFGKM
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I just follow the sun around
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- just another walk around the neighborhood
- just around the corner
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Look siad me Be like me
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
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