Findings:
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- I was once young and had a home
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- My way of showing love was consumption
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- What was stolen by someone else
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- There Must Be Someone
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Love is stored in the memories of what once was
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Where's the kaboom?
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- this girl I was in love with
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- She was cilantro, jalapeƱo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- She was too beautiful to be human
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- If God was willing to let it be
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- When I was young Time had no wings
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
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