Findings:

• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• If No One Will Love Me
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• They grow up. No one told me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one touches me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• No One Sang Like Michael
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Look siad me Be like me
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Women only like me for my mind
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Loves me like a bottle
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• A Doll Like Me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Make me one with everything
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Do you like me?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• like you love me
• unfinished (like me)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• give me one night to show the savage
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Like there's no tomorrow
• I like you; do you like me?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• No Place Like Home
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Bleed Like Me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• He brings me books like flowers
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• eyed me like a female mantis
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• treat me like your sex doll
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Broken like me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• There is no real me
• Make me one of you
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• You have no power over me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Walk Like Me
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You're like a brother to me
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Republican Like Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• A kind of calm like no other
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• No time like the present
• There is no frigate like a book
• Dead Like Me
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• My Company Likes Me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• There's no place like homenode
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Like no place else
• Be a model or just look like one
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Creeps Like Me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• want me like time
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person

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