Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Nothing is more entertaining than making young would-be priests squirm, except maybe old people falling."

• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• Nothing more than not you yet.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• The Library Book
• More Than Leaves Are Falling
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• old books can tell more than one story
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• More than he was willing to give
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• Maybe you remember being this young and being invincible
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Some things are more important than sleep
• So my dreams are more than real
• music means more than this
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Now more than ever
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• The People Tree is making pears this year
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• And nothing changed except the future
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• More than we bargained for
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• my life is more than this
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• More than a conqueror
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• More Than Human
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Much More than a Soup!
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• more dogs than bones
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• More Real Than Reality
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• You're more than welcome
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• more light for falling in love
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Child support is more than just money
• Making something other than amends
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• more moxie than brains
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• More than friends
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• There is more of me than you imagine
• More Than You Bargained For
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• tomorrow and nothing more
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• More than dream?
• Men make more money than women
• Friendly People Making Noise
• More evil than Satan himself
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• old chestnut: more graph problems
• More Human Than Human
• Making your web site more cache friendly
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Life has more twists than a rope
• It was more than perfect understanding
• more often than not
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• More than just a song
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• more than ashes
• More Than Toast
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Television does more than rot your brain
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Are some species more important than others?
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• More than meets the eye
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• Home surgery
• Listening with more than your ears
• Making your computer's ribbon cables more compact
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• More Than A Carpenter
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• More than sight
• Making love out of nothing at all

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