Findings:

• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• /but what was the question?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Opening the Car Door For Girls
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Only Angels Have Wings
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• A knock there was upon the door
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• The door was closed
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Words that only have one context
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Sex in a small car
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I love you but I have to let you go
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• but these are only ripples
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• How to get hit by a car
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I might have, once.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No, but I'll have a beer
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Once I saw a car chase that wasn't on the news
• Boy Hits Car
• I was promised flying cars
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The only cable car in Ireland
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way

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