Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What can you get for three cents?
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• we can get along even though we disagree
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Can we all just get along?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Can I Get An Amen?
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Can I get a sketch?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• trick or can
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• The least I can get away with
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• can you get enough of me?
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Shit or get off the pot
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• You can never get away from yourself
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Anyways
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• randir
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Who am us, anyway?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• person, place or thing
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• garbage can
• trash can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• I can see her face
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• As far as the eye can see
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Ski piss
• Kick The Can
• Trash can basketball
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• To tHe Can (user)
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I bet I can make you say black
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• BQN: Can you?
• par can
• can bowl
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener

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