Findings:

• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Her hair, tangled
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• So you don't have to
• People have fucked up before
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Come Pick Me Up
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Baptist jokes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't give up your day job
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Things people don't want to hear
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Stoned music memories
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't encourage people to read
• You don't have to remember my name
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Indigenous people don't exist
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• You're so come here go away
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• painting stars that have not come to be
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• Curtis Come Up
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• So How Come
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• Don't give up
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• I don't believe in people
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Capitalize, please
• A reason to drink
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Cats don't have brakes
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message

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