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• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The Revolution will be televised
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• the world will be remade in our image
• I should be able to remember your face
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• They will not be named!
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The revolution will not be televised
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Everything will be alright
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Come. And be my baby
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• there will be a last
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I be given that chance?
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Marks which will never be broken
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your young sinner
• There Will Be Blood
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Someday, I will be strong
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Even the dead will not be safe
• What life after death will really be like
• node that will be my legacy
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Carl Everett
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Boys will be boys
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Will I cease to be
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I will always be weird inside
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• There will never be another you
• The next life will be better
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will be in my trailer!
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid

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