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• What to do when your car breaks down
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Things to do when technology gets here
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Eye contact at a distance
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Dropped down, pulled out
• Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Helping a loved one with depression
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Breaking down ain't hard to do
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What do you see when you look up?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• When the walls go down
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Why do I keep turning down sex?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What to do when your husband comes home
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When water chokes you
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• pull down resistor
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• when someone you disliked dies
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• When fog comes down the mountain
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Go Ask Alice
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?

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