Findings:

• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Don't go there! (category)
• So you want to be a star?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I Want to Go Home!
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Where do you want to go today?
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• People want what they cannot have
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So your kids want a pet
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
• go back there
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• So you want to quit Everything2
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• So there's this guy
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• So you want to write your own Wiki?
• So you want to start a webzine
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Wanted! Fresh BBC journalists to fight in Hamas. Vacancies go quickly.
• I Want to Go Home
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• i want to go to bee hell
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Have you found Jesus?
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You, standing
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• So you don't have to
• Why I want to have children
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I want to have known
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I want to have your abortion
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• So you want to be a waitress
• I don't want to fall so easily
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• So There We Were
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• Australian Public Service
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• So You Want to Write a Fugue
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• So you want to be evil
• So you want to be a DJ?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Go where there is no snow
• She wanted to go to Paris
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• You can't go there anymore
• wherever you go, there you are
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• So I let her go
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• I don't want to go back to work
• You have your own places to go.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• What Say We Have a Go
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• how far do you want to go?
• wherever i go, there's a shadow of you
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I used to have so many dreams
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have lost many things, so many
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• No matter where you go, there you are
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
• i have been burning for so long
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I don't want to go home
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• You're so come here go away

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