Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "That guy on Slashdot who built his own console out of some emulators and stickyback plastic"

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• up his own arse
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Go out and get some fresh air
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Who wants some schlock
• In His Own Write
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• To each his own religion
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• Out of his fucking mind
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Legend of Who Built Reynir Church
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Zuigan calls his own master
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The Men Who Built America
• My tribe are those who built the Internet
• Who owns the moon?
• Who owns your books?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• aware of his own mortality
• A man and his own face
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• To Each His Own
• funny fat guy who dies
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• A World of His Own
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Creating an encoder out of a console game controller
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Some things just fall out of favor
• The Who Sell Out
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Who owns the voting machines?
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Some who wander are lost
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Helping people cheat
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• In His Own Image
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Left to His Own Devices
• his own tongue (user)
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• A Frolic of his Own
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• An overabundance of plastic dinosaurs on his shelves
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• How to find out your own IP address
• Hollowing out your own volcano base
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Who owns our writeups?
• Guys who wear skirts
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Grow right out of your own body
• History of His Own Time
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• Some virtues dig their own graves
• Everything you own is in some sense bovine
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Non-military contracted labor built the Death Star
• The House Jack Kerouac Built
• RIT was built sideways
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• this city wasn't built for me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• my carefully built sad quiet life
• I remember when we built real forts
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.
• Carvel built
• console
• console keyboard
• console RPG
• networking video game console controller signals
• Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
• emulator
• terminal emulator
• Human being emulator
• transparent terminal emulator
• in circuit emulator
• Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator
• Java Arcade Emulator
• video game emulators
• Writing an emulator
• How to write an emulator
• Server Emulators: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• LSD: Dream Emulator
• Guy Smiley (user)
• That guy
• guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• nice guy
• Comic Book Guy
• dream guy
• Shy Guy
• Guy Noir
• College Guy Casserole

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