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• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• And it makes me wonder
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• What makes me beautiful
• can you get enough of me?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Get back to me
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Make me care
• Death makes me tired
• Your tears make me smile
• get off me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Make Me Bad
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• graveyards make me wet
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Give Me the Brain
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• always with me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• math makes me smile
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Gravity really gets me down
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Don't Make Me Think
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• The music that makes me think of New York
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• you make me completely miserable
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• you make me think of death
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• make me hurt you
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Make me one of you
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Tell me a story about brains
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• You were always so good to me
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• simple answers make me insane
• (Come get me).
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Get it off me!
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties

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