Findings:

• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• average male viewer
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• My Statistically Average Wife
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• all day I dream about sex
• Smarter than the average bear
• moving average
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Every second that passes is like a sledgehammer to my chest
• How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
• Zero knowledge computation of the average salary
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• Global average temperature
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Average Log Income
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• 10 common myths about sex offenders
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Average Joe (user)
• Weighted Average with denominator 7
• Average (user)
• Nosferatu (with C/Average)
• The average noder's age (e2poll)
• .400 batting average
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Male sex drive and the end of the world
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Reading averages (e2poll)
• The average distance between consecutive prime numbers
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Writing about sex
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• exponential moving average
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
• average person
• Average Joe
• To be noble in an average life
• Being average is rare
• Peripheral Earned Run Average
• Standard Average European
• the average population of the universe is zero
• Average logarithmic energy decrement per collision
• Grade Point Average
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The second glance over the shoulder that makes you think: What if?
• 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
• Salud
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Batting average on balls in play
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• The dangers of using the average without context
• I try not to think about it
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• How To Think About God
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• When you think about smoking
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Photography and religion
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Think about you
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• I think about my answer
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't think about it
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Rape Is About Sex
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Everybody lies about sex
• Batting average
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Average
• Earned Run Average
• weighted average
• average rate of change
• Average Handle Time
• load average
• Having An Average Weekend
• Dow Jones Industrial Average
• i dream about you every night
• Equivalent Average
• Average Call Time
• average total cost
• Invitation to average war
• Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
• Law of averages
• Average G (user)
• The Average White Band
• Average dice
• Average Freight Rate Assessment
• average guy (user)
• elliptical weighted average
• Average Value Method
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I think of you every time I cry
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• you fall or fly every second
• average centipawn loss
• Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
• Average face
• My Life Is Average
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

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