Findings:

• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• You Fucked Up!
• fuck up
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Ken Lay
• People have fucked up before
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Just because it happened to you
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• 'just woke up' voice
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Fucked Up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Fucked up ways to die
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Her hair, tangled
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Blowing up a car
• What happens in a car crash
• car culture
• Car Talk
• used car
• The Cars
• concept car
• American cars
• car chase
• Car accident
• Park your car in Harvard Yard
• Sleeping in a car parked on the side of the road
• car horn
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• pony car
• Super Karate Monkey Death Car
• Electric car
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Back seat of a car
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Hot car farm
• sleeper car
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• car phone
• Side Car
• Throwaway car
• College car
• What to do when your car breaks down
• car bomb
• Car Crash
• Dymaxion car
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• A crowded subway car
• I was promised flying cars
• Irish Car Bomb
• car alarm
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• The Death Car
• Cars and Trucks and Things that Go
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• The pleasure of not having a car
• Car wash
• Diesel in a Petrol Car
• hire car
• program car
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Car ad
• chase car
• The cars that ate Paris
• New York City Subway Car Roster
• That Gunk on Your Car
• Emily Carr
• Things everyone should know about cars
• The new experimental New York City subway cars
• Alice the car
• George Shoobridge Carr
• The Lady Mechanic's Total Car Care for the Clueless
• Belfast Car Bomb
• Another day, another car bomb
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• car boot sale
• How to save your car from a porcupine
• What not to do in a car crash
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• diner car
• invisible cars
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Send in the car
• Pace car
• How to break into a car
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Car Hood Toboggan
• How to get hit by a car
• wormhole in my car radiator
• Art car
• Car 54 Where Are You?
• Cars Trucks Buses
• Boy Hits Car
• Reverie in front of a Moving Car
• How to check your car's fluids
• How to jump start a car
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• My Red Hot Car
• stock car
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• tank car
• Melinda buys a new car
• Charmian Carr
• Some cars not for use with some sets
• Scriptable Cars
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• a list of Cars is not a list of Vehicles
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• armored car
• girl car

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