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• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Leonard Cohen
• Songs of Leonard Cohen
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Leonard Cohen (user)
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• because I am only half of what you need
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• the only comfort we could ever have
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Cohen (user)
• Christy Cohen
• Jeffrey Cohen
• Jeff Cohen
• Daniel Cohen
• William S. Cohen
• Cohen the Barbarian
• Goy Cohen
• Stanley Cohen
• Stan Cohen
• Cohens v. Virginia
• Jem Cohen
• Sacha Baron Cohen
• Felix S. Cohen
• Mickey Cohen
• Eli Cohen
• Eliahu Cohen
• Albert Cohen
• Cohen
• Cohen Sutherland Algorithm
• Cha Cha Cohen
• Max Cohen
• Sasha Cohen
• David X. Cohen
• David Cohen British Literature Prize
• Liskula Cohen and the blogger disclosure wrangle
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• the best damned story ever written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Dischord Recording Artists
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Ever Onward
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
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