Findings:

• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• What life after death will really be like
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• May those who are born after me
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• There can be only one
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There need to be more powers
• Fishing may be painful
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Look siad me Be like me
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I may not be unbreakable
• don't be absurd (user)
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• There will be time
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Rebeca Martinez
• There is some place I need to be
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• That would be me
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Who Will Be There
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Live After Death
• Some things that fly there be
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• OBAFGKM
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Where's the kaboom?
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Be there or be square
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• My life may no longer be my own
• Let me be your fantasy
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• May the Force be with you
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I don't want to be alone
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Death Be Not Proud
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Is There Life After High School?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Be that as it may
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't Be An Ass (user)

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