Findings:

• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There once was a girl named Irene
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I was there
• There was a man and a woman
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There was a young lady of Riga
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There Was No Leak
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There will never be another you
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I was never broken
• There was a time before
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There was a baby in China
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• There was an Old Man on some rocks
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• some say he was never here at all
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Where's the kaboom?
• One hour there was sunlight
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Is there any port wine left?
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Before you, there was me
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• A knock there was upon the door
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Once there was a way...
• There was always the blue of you
• You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• There was a little girl
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• the little friendship that never was
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• A Woman Who Never Was
• the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was once a Man
• There was an old lady
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• No shit, there I was
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• There was a land where lived no violets
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• and there was this girl
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Was There a Time
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There Once Was a Farmer
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There was a cold day
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Was it ever there?
• There Was A Friend
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I remember, there was one
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• any
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Got any ID please?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time

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