Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They can't help it that they are incredible idiots who are a drain on national resources"

• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• play dumb
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• cat haters
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Who are "they" anyway?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They who monitor the Internet
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• To those who know who they are
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Redundancy in DNA
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• The Harder They Come
• They danced with fire claws
• They hum like angels
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• The owls are not what they seem
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• They think I'm a god
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Now you do what they told ya
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• People want what they cannot have
• The Things They Carried
• that lump they call your brain
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Idiot police who blame the protesters
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• I was into them after they were hip
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• First They Came
• They Live
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They don't know what they're missing
• They're drugs, they change you
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They don't touch me the same way
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They Know Me
• They had been expecting me
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Things they should teach in school
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They always jump off the east side
• I know they are watching me
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They moved like a river
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Automobile tire pressure
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• And They Believed Me!
• They asked me to write a letter
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They just kind of went away
• They said no
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• They want me for a focus group!
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Live Era '87-'93
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Things you give people that they keep
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They all lived happily ever after
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They killed our Lord
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Of course, they were wrong
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• The Ten Commandments revised
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• But what are they really thinking?
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• The Girl Can't Help It
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• They Flee From Me
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Ground rush
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• They mass produce plastic women
• They don't understand my tea
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They must have faces
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Prilosec
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• They couldn't install the DSL.

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