Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They had one of their Editors/Writers/Whatever else this dude is do it instead of the owner or someone under the company auspices."

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• Do I stay or run away?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• that one dude (user)
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Helping people cheat
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Ground rush
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Do It or Die
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• they carry but they do not understand
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• my name on someone else's body
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Things one should do while naked
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Companies that still do animal testing
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Helping a loved one with depression
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• someone else's hand
• Loving someone else's wife
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Someone else's toilet
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do or do not, there is no try
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I don't know what else to do
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• Do Not Worry Little One
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Now you do what they told ya
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• B Battery
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• What guys do with their penis
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• You, standing
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• See one, do one, teach one
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• poems I had to do for a school project
• What do stars do? They shine.
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?

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