Findings:
- The next life will be better
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- There will be time
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- You will be assimilated
- Boys will be boys
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- I must die or be better
- The revolution will not be televised
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- The Revolution will be televised
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- Will I cease to be
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- What life after death will really be like
- the world will be remade in our image
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- I will be your young sinner
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- It will never be just you
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- On the comet there will be much pie
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- If it be your will
- There Will Be Blood
- Everything will be alright
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- They will not be named!
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- I will be light
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- there will be a last
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- It will be good when I am leader
- This love will be your downfall.
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- There will be no more stories to read
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Carl Everett
- node that will be my legacy
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- The television will not be revolutionized
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I fear I will be nothing
- I will always be weird inside
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Who Will Be There
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- The end will be a sellout
- Will I be given that chance?
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- all the cute guys will be there
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Marks which will never be broken
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- It is better to be thought a fool
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- What can be better than that?
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Rebeca Martinez
- I will be in my trailer!
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- There will never be another you
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I will always be in the details
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- Someday, I will be strong
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- Even the dead will not be safe
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