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• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I fear I will be nothing
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• node that will be my legacy
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• They will not be named!
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I will always be weird inside
• Will I be given that chance?
• Marks which will never be broken
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Will I cease to be
• This love will be your downfall.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Be There
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• There will be no more stories to read
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will ask them all their dreams
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will be light
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• there will be a last
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Someday, I will be strong
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Everything will be alright
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will never be just you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• It will be good when I am leader
• Squids will be Squids
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• all the cute guys will be there
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Boys will be boys
• What life after death will really be like
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be time
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Be cool in college
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• College football must be preserved
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The end will be a sellout
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• There will never be another you
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• I will always be in the details
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The revolution will not be televised
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• There Will Be Blood
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I never asked to be born you know
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• You will be assimilated

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