Findings:

• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• never again is what you swore the time before
• You have far too much time on your hands
• A Love Before Time
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too many mes
• Kill time before it kills you
• Too Many Cooks
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Time is the fire in which we burn
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Before time takes each year
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• I've been a woman for too long
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It's All Been Done Before
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Too many secrets
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• You know you've been away from home too long
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Not too far back in time
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Time is too slow
• Too Many Puppies
• it's been a long time
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Before Time Was
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• A Time Before the Witch
• There was a time before
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• The Land Before Time
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• Error: Too many errors
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• too many men on the ice
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I have too many clothes
• Too Many Daves
• too many words
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• too many of you fighting over nothing
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Star Trek makes time travel too easy
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• He's an arsehole
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• What have you been smoking?
• I've been crowned the king of it
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been working on my homework
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I’ve been completed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real

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