Findings:

• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I have lost many things, so many
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I used to have so many dreams
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• i have been burning for so long
• So you don't have to
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• my religion doesn't have a name
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• doesn't
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• The song that doesn't end
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The Inoculation of the Zine Years
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• this doesn't work
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• change doesn't happen
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
• old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?

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