Findings:

• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• You're never around when I need you
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When You're Evil
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You're pretty when you cry
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Swing when you're winning
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• You know you're a geek when...
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Only when you're older
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When you're home alone
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• When you're alone
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You are not expected to understand this
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• expected family contribution
• expected value
• Infinite expected value
• The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
• I could not expect a single surprise
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Not What You Expected
• I don't expect
• What's expected of us
• it went exactly as she expected
• expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• What did you expect?
• When the shit hits the fan
• I love it when a plan comes together
• when
• When You Come
• speak only when spoken to
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• When I said yes
• I look better when I am wet
• I walk around when I'm high
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When I Die
• I just don't know when to quit.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When The Pawn...
• When's your birthday?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• What happens when we die?
• Strangers when we meet
• When I was your age
• When The Levee Breaks
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• When pigs fly
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• i like my body when it is with your
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When We Were Kings
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When am I an adult?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• When you wake up feeling old
• When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• What I left when I left you
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When I Touch You
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• When Trumpets Fade
• When life gives you lemons
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you work at a supermarket
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• When You Are Old
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When it all comes together
• When to Shake
• When Raves Attack!
• When cats rub you
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• When your presents give me hives
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first

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