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• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• god help me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Are you hitting on me?
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Two lives running in parallel
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• So help me God
• It could have been me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• I could have been one of a two
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What have you done for me lately?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• My God, don't tempt me!
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• I've Never Been to Me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• help me (user)
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Song of Ceber 26: The Two Dragons
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• So how did you two meet?
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You say you want to help me
• Please help me!
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• They had been expecting me
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Why we have two ears
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Dogs that have owned me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Things video games have taught me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Eat me beat me lady
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You have no power over me
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Help Me, Daddy
• Help me help you
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• My first comet
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• A conversation between me and god
• Show Me God
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• You tell me this is God?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• God holds me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Two virgins about to have sex
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• The way things have always been done
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Have One On Me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you have me at a disadvantage
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• what little I have is starting to get to me

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