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• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• How not to rent a house
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• How to rent a house
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• How much for the little girl?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Better than kicking him into next week
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• How much information is there in the World?
• How much money do you make?
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
• How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• How much is kinetics, how much is belief, how much is sorcery
• how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• How much is a pint of milk?
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• Salary of the President of the United States
• How much pain did you cause?
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• she does not know how much I need this
• How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• How Much Is that Doggie in the Window?
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• How Much for just the Planet?
• How much firewood equals an atomic bomb?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• How much more can we bear?
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• as much as time to him reveals
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
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• Kathryn Janeway
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• Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys
• Captain Tractor
• Captain Sensible
• Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future
• Captain Matthew Gideon
• Captain
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• The Captain (user)
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• Captain Cook
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• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Captain Morgan Cooler
• Group Captain
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• Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
• The Captains of Industry
• Captain Kangaroo
• Captain Trips
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• captain's log
• Captain EO
• Captain Trips (user)
• Richard Francis Burton
• Captain Planet
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Captain Elizabeth Lochley
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• Captain Star: Inventing the Universe
• Captain Apollo
• O Captain! My Captain!
• Captain Stubing
• Captain Albania
• Captain Midnight
• Captain Goodnight
• Captain Marvel
• Cap'n Magneto
• Fowl, Country Captain
• Captain Foulenough
• The Grand Old Captain Kirk
• Captain Ron
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Post Captain
• Captain Jack and the Mermaid
• The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
• Captain Burke
• The Cruel Ship's Captain
• Captain Ward and the Rainbow
• CAPTAIN K - HOLE (user)
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• Captain Comic
• Manual of Common Tasks for Lieutenants and Captains
• Captain Beefheart sells Aldous Huxley a vacuum cleaner
• Captain or Colonel
• Captain Ultra
• Captain Lou Albano
• Captain Smith v. Philidor, London, 1790
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• Good Morning Captain
• Captain Black
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• Henry Shreve
• Captain Dread (user)
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• Soul Captain Band
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• Captain's Log: Supplemental
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