Findings:

• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• as if it longs to be free, in a Chinese sky
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Laundry should be free
• Information wants to be free
• When shall I be free?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• No one can be in two places at once
• You've got to be kidding me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• What does it mean to be free?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• How to be a street musician
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• How to be a lardass
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I'll be in my bunk.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Your dog might be evil...
• nothing to be done
• So you want to be a composer
• How Should A Person Be?
• I Shall Be Released
• but you wanna be bad
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Women Be Shopping
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Slickity Jim's Chat 'n Chew
• Learning the city by foot
• Lifetime lease on a square foot of Islay
• Other Foot
• free association
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• Radio Free Asia
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• Free The Sims
• GNU Free Documentation License
• Free sex
• Starbucks = free milk
• Kurt Vonnegut on Free Will
• Free House
• free party
• Free City of Danzig
• already
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Free Hugs
• To do is to be
• free exploration game
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• imagine being free of words and only seeing a page full of symbols
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Once returner
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• kiss once again, and part
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• The Senseless Death of a Once Removed Friend
• I should be able to remember your face
• The Curious Tale of Jack Lime, once A Sailor, as related to Amelia Eames
• Let's just be friends
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• How to be a troll
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I am blind when I want to be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Ashamed to be Australian
• The MTA That Used To Be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I want to be caught
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• be (user)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Ne'er To Be Wed
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• and i'll be bigger
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Ten Foot Pole
• Pad Foot (user)
• One Foot in History
• Colt's foot
• Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
• Free Kevin
• Free school milk
• Radio Free Vestibule
• free donation
• Low Down Amour, in Free Verse
• free association game
• A Free Man's Worship
• Free registrations ain't
• Forever Free
• Congo Free State
• writing songs that already exist
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• An Already Established Hope
• Free to determine your own value system, you assign yourself the lowest possible value
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• free land
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All

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