Findings:
- Someone please kill me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- how my computer nearly killed me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- She kills me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- It kills me to watch them go
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- That which does not kill me...
- Please Kill Me
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- that guy you killed
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- kill me now (user)
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- kill me (user)
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Smile at guys, for me
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- That guy
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Comic Book Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- The perfect guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Just a guy on a horse
- Guy Stevens
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- Guy Dynamic
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- token black guy
- Things guys think girls should know
- all the cute guys will be there
- This guy I once knew, Jason
- Guy Noir
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- nice guy complex
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Two Guys and a Girl
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- guy (user)
- You mean the me that you would be
- Guy Barker
- Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- Why sales guys make all the money
- An old guy I saw in the subway
- Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
- Helping people cheat
- Penis size and impregnation
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Guy Montag
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Sign Guy
- Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
- good guy mob
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- I was a nice guy once
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Jealous Guy
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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