Findings:
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- When you kill people they die
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- what desire will make foolish people do
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- cat haters
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- People don't flail when they die
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Ground rush
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Treatment of corporations
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- How do you hear the water?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Do Not Worry Little One
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How do you make a life matter?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- How to do a Gram Stain
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- How do you make God laugh?
- Great minds do not think alike
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Card counter
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How Do I Love?
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- You, standing
- Do blind people dream?
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- How do you pee in space?
- Doing laundry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Why do people believe in God?
- And What Do You Think?
- B Battery
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Caution (Do Not Stop On The Tracks)
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- How fish reproduce
- Do Make Say Think
- Do What You Will
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- tumble turn
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Do what you will. I will
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- How do you write like that?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- How do men touch you?
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- What luck for rulers that men do not think.
- How do you define your gender?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- How do you become a geek?
- How to do a mouseover
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How do we find the very best clock?
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- What to do when your car breaks down
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- How do vampires shave?
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
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