Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I like you; do you like me?
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Dead Like Me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You're like a brother to me
• When you blow out like a dead star
• You like me, you really like me!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Do you like me?
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Angry Man is Following Me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Black Like Me
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• My Company Likes Me
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I know more when I'm alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm Just Me (user)
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• A Doll Like Me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Walk Like Me
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• He brings me books like flowers
• Loves me like a bottle
• Republican Like Me
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Bleed Like Me
• I walk around when I'm high
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Look siad me Be like me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Break me. I'm elated.
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• When I'm at my computer.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• When I get like this
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• treat me like a woman
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• i like my body when it is with your
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Fuck me if I'm wrong

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