Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "as an aside, who has sex in those grimy-ass stalls? Some of you have no standards, seriously"

• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Words Have No Meaning
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• We have standards AND pants
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Know your pets
• Science Has No Morals
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Computers have no sense of time
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• MY life has no carrot
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Using a command line
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Kids have no concept of time
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The pretty girl has no friends
• everyone has some burden they carry
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• I have no complaint
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Californians have no soul
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• just to have some human contact
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• You have no power over me
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Sex in a small car
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I have to return some videotapes
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Sex Has Consequences
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Windows XP easter eggs
• time has no meaning here
• September has such a feeling
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• God has no free will
• A community without shame has no future
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• hate has no home here
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no hair
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• I have no faith in your God
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• A double-edged sword has no point
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Baptist jokes
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• who has the demon?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Where the streets have no name
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Animals people have sex with
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Sex with a chicken
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• gomame no ha gishiri
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Type A blood
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Atheists have no support group
• Your request for no MSG has been denied

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